Yesterday’s Mets Game was like……

05/30/2017 vs. da' Beerz Another crappy performance by the bullpen leading to another 'rolling my eyes' win by the New York Messes and Jay Bruce. I guess the perfect drink to roll your eyes over would be a somewhat-better-than mediocre chardonnay. Something not buttery but dry like the Mets' bullpen. Dijon 76 Estate Chardonnay From … Continue reading Yesterday’s Mets Game was like……

Yesterday’s Mets Game was like……

5/8/2017 vs. Little Giants I mean, this one is obvious, right?  Neil Walker with a walk off?  This spirit should be expected. Johnnie Walker, neat.   Obviously.  As neat as Jacob deGromination.  As neat as Conforto's game.  Just a neat stiff drink to start the work week, nothing better to accompany a Walker-walk-off.  We're keeping it … Continue reading Yesterday’s Mets Game was like……

Yesterday’s Mets Game was like……

5/6/2017 vs. Miami Jeters Kentucky Derby means Mint Juleps! The New York Ray Ramirezes have another injured player. We sure like to treat our players like the worst stereotype of horse trainers treat their mediocre thoroughbreds - just run them out there hiked up on painkillers day after day just waiting for them to completely … Continue reading Yesterday’s Mets Game was like……

Yesterday’s Mets Game was like……

CINCO DE MAYO! MIAMI MARLINS! WHO PLACED STAR WARS DAY, CINCO DE MAYO, AND THE KENTUCKY DERBY ALL TOGETHER ON ONE WEEKEND AND MADE IT RAIN!!!!!!  MOTHER OF GOD. So you may be having some more health care expenses in coming years so let's save some money and get healthy!!!!!! Didn't watch the game and … Continue reading Yesterday’s Mets Game was like……

Yesterday’s Mets Game was like……

5/3/2017 at the Atlanta Papooses Yes, that's what I'm calling the Atlanta Braves now that they've moved into a stadium that may actually play smaller than Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia. It's a baby park - 'papoose' is the loanword for 'Native American infant'.  The ball just zooms into the gaps and over the fence … Continue reading Yesterday’s Mets Game was like……